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impossibilityintoreality:

So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

impossibilityintoreality:

So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

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njborn95:

Sparking  up the streets. 

njborn95:

Sparking  up the streets. 

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

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garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

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tastefullyoffensive:

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doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

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acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

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